“我尼玛，痛痛痛！”

    “爸，我......”

    “呃......”

    “妈！我好疼......”

    “......”

    “唉......”

    “有谁能喊呢......老院......”

    “算了算了，那老不正经的老头，不喊也罢......”

    “等等......”

    “话我现在是死了还是活着？做梦还是在地府准备投胎？”